teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

Why did I tell you that.

six word story (via c-yclone)

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

image

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain