nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

weloveshortvideos:

When you realize it’s the weekend

  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*

  • friend:

    you good?

  • *i look up slowly*

  • me:

    are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

richwhitelesbian:

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

  • Me:

    oh thats cute

  • *checks price tag*

  • Me:

    no its not

one day i aspire to shop price high to low