twerksauce-jive:

relahvant:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

who says no to that offer tho

a fake friend thats who

unruhen:

me comforting others

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

image

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

whitegirlsaintshit:

childservices:

ok like i would NEVER call a baby ugly to it or its mothas face but„„,………..*leaves it at that*

wait until the baby is older and say “oh wowwww, you got so cute!”
youfeelingthis:

FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER

youfeelingthis:

FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER